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14/12/06 Manchester
MEN Arena
Review n pix by MWJ

Fear of the dark arena
Ahhh, the memories. The fresh
faced/spotty midlength/mullet haired youth I once was at Donington 1988, having
survived a Guns and Roses set which literally killed people, lost the friends I
went with, found others I didn’t, mudcaked, zombified, existing only on
adrenaline, having the day topped off with the unashamed metal majesty of Iron
Maiden’s headlining slot. 18 years, ups
and downs, pluses and minuses- someone ever so kindly offered me a ticket,
frankly surprising indications that they may call it a day before long, dubious
about arena venues, my own musical tastes descending into chaos, good
experience of renewing Motorhead acquaintance last year, negative vibes about
support band, pretty strong recent release, and the chance to hear some
classics. Ultimately the metalhead
inside me, he say yes.
Hadn’t been to the MEN before,
as I said dubious about the whole commercial un-intimate/bring the
opera-glasses experience. Once I even
opted to see Slayer in a free standing Edinburgh venue as opposed to seats at
the Birmingham NEC, and that was a far preferable adventure, sleeping on a
motorway roundabout in December etc.
Last time I was ever in a seated venue was probably early nineties at
the Manchester Apollo. Anyway, it
reminded me more of the Millennium Stadium than anything else, with its
efficient organisation and wipe-clean concrete sterility. The gift horse-mouth tickets placed us in
the back seats facing the (distant) stage, to contact some friends who I’d
spotted down on the floor I had to request that the security ask someone else
to tap them on the shoulder to come and talk to us, all very controlled. The novelty of the venue experience was more
akin to uncomfortableness, but I held on to the belief that surely a band like
Maiden could at least put on an arena worthy show
What little I had garnered from previous
experiences of Trivium was quite well demonstrated by the 15 year old girl on a
quarter bottle of vodka in the row in front of us. She whooped, head banged, collapsed on the floor and went off
with her mate to puke. The band weren’t
as sick-inducing as I’d expected, solid thrash metal with plenty of marketing
work, sold to the kids who wouldn’t necessarily have heard the better stuff the
first time around. An impressive
drummer standing to play hard at times, kind of evened up by the annoying
American rawk stylings off the front man.
Getting your biggest cheer of the evening for “let’s here it for I-ron
Maiden” seems like second hand applause to me.
Very deftly handled the
inter-band changeover means the war-zone setting of the stage is an impressive
sight as the lights gradually reveal it at the start of the headliners set. They start with “Different World”, the
opener of their pretty strong new album “A matter of life and death” that I’d
only got a copy of a week or so previously.
Their stage presence has the reminiscently familiar ingredients of the
various members. Bruce Dickinson
balancing on the monitors at the front (I’d forgotten he was quite diddy, even
from this distance) or running around the different levels constructed into
their “diorama”. The spandex days are
gone, he wears a suit jacket which gets pretty soaked with sweat by the end of
the set, and is often taking tiny breaks presumably for refreshments (or
oxygen). Steve Harris also left to right and back again, machine gunning the
crowd with his bass, Dave Murray and Adrian Smith quite poised in bringing out
their harmony guitar work, Nicko McBrain virtually buried behind his huge
drumkit. One of the telling factors for
me in defining the negative of the arena experience was that we were at a range
where you could only see the amusing expressions that Dave Murray is prone to
while playing through binoculars that my mate had thoughtfully and
non-ironically brought. They are now
up to three guitars with Janick Gers but I found him a bit of a poseur compared
to the other straight up original metallers.
Fair play, he was a master of guitar gymnastics, and maybe that appeals
to some rockers but my respect goes to the others without the excessive show
but with the music. He might not be a
tosser in person, just on stage. In
general I did have little awareness of an element of Beavis and Butthead cheesy
metal appreciation but that was just one strand amongst many, from musos
admiring techniques, through diehard fans, to generation gapped families
sharing enjoyment of consistently powerful tunes and energetic showmanship.
After the fourth song in, a
particularly synchronised mass fist banging “The Pilgrim” we get the first and
quite extended banter from Bruce in his loveable Lahndener way, comparing the
crowd to a Kitkat (something to do with all the extra sections), marvelling at
their half page review in the Times, and pointing out to those who hadn’t
already cottoned on that they were playing the new album in its entirety. As my mate suggested after, this was a
pretty ballsy thing to do, demonstrating their confidence in the material (this
album has sold reasonably well too) and also the fact that they are not trading
on old glories. The recent spat with
Sharon Osborne due to them outperforming her ultimate flogged horse husband
when playing together in the US maybe further emphasises this difference. That said, it’s often something bands do
with an album that has been accepted as a classic rather than a new one but
maybe was another example of their prog-rock conceptual influences, to present
the experience (largely in relation to war, past and present) as a whole. Personally, not only did I lack familiarity
with the material it also removed any element of surprise, kinda committing to
the hour or whatever unrolling as it came, and I felt there are definitely a
couple of relatively weaker tracks that could have been omitted in favour of
some of their out and out classics.
Still, there were the rousing
chorus hooks to indulge with and not too much noodling. None of the songs that were 7-9minutes long
actually felt like that which I took to be good thing, finding a natural flow
to the music as opposed to a forced extended structure. Given an understanding that arena is as
arena does, it has to be big as a lot of people want to see them (sold out
here), there were bonuses from the production scale. The lightshow was pretty goddamn stunning, you had
interchangeable backdrops, Bruce using huge searchlights to illuminate the
crowd, and to top it all of the revelation/transformation of an effin’ colossal
tank taking over the stage. The iconic
mascot “Eddie” emerged from the turret to use his beaming binoculars on the
crowd, maybe he could see the smile on my face in focus with them. It should have gone bang but it did manage
to eat Adrian Smith which was most amusing.
The album done they add on “Fear
of the Dark” (for which I am apparently shamed for not being familiar with,
kinda fell in my death metal period) and the obvious anthem “Iron Maiden”. The encore begins with a big hint dropped
that they are going to be doing a/the summer festival and playing lots of rare
songs, but for the here and now the great enjoyment of hearing the likes of
“Two minutes to midnight” and “The Evil that men do”, and seeing the 15foot
high squaddie Eddie come for a wander on stage is cut short literally because
that’s about it. Maybe they don’t have
the stamina for much more, maybe the album had taken more time than realised
but again I’d have hoped for more in the way of old stuff to complement the new
(No “Number of the Beast”? Maybe they’re as fed up with it as Lemmy with the
Ace of Spades). It may have been a
different experience if I’d been on the floor/in the crush and closer, and it
still will undoubtedly remain very memorable for a long time but it did help
reinforce my belief that my enjoyment of music remains in the intimacy and
immediacy. Head in the bass bin style.
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